humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: humorking)

silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: pianti)

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chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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