eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

hotboyproblems:

ways to give me anxiety:

  1. sit next to me while im on the computer
  2. say “i need to talk to you”
  3. read my messages and dont reply

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(Source: lydiamartuin)

on the tumblr: white boys must be stopped. at all costs. no excuses. end them.

on the streets: damn...wassup....

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

niall: *calls harry up at 2am*

harry: [sleepy voice] h-hello?

niall: harry

harry: yes??

niall: [heavy breathing]

harry: niall?

niall: ...

harry: ...

niall: you're a wizard

harry: goodbye *hangs up*