yiffmaster:

captain-trash-cannot:

yeet-motherfucker:

persitentmanlyagitation:

orphanblaque:

chikxulub:

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

princelallemant:

some days you just gotta put on Take Me Home: Yearbook Edition by One Direction (2012) and stare at your wall for three hours straight

joshpeck:

angelwarm:

angelwarm:

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

lokilesbian:

someunprofessionalblogger:

lokilesbian:

jandicebarov:

lokilesbian:

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

sobeitjay:

I drink water but i still be eating what im not supposed to im fake healthy 

chili-lime-cholula:

what’s that verse about a prophet being rejected in his own city

heightswuthering:

when u start up sims after not touching it for at least 8 months

hungry-hobbits:

chillwerewolf:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

pinklimpost:

thatonegirlondiscord:

kramergate:

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

This post left more questions than answers

here are your answers. I don’t know if you still want them

lymphonodge2:

all u tumblrers ‘raw me’ this ‘raw me’ that u will get food poisong

hozierslover:

This is why the machines always broke huh

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course: